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If You Can Read This I Fell Off my Bicycle Cycling T-Shirt

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If You Can Read This I Fell Off my Bicycle Cycling T-Shirt

If You Can Read This I Fell Off my Bicycle Cycling T-Shirt

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Rider sizing

Unisex fit · measurements are approximate

  • AChest — measured flat from pit to pit; double it for the full chest.
  • BLength — from the high point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
SizeA · Chest (flat)B · Length
S18 in46 cm28 in71 cm
M20 in51 cm29 in74 cm
L22 in56 cm30 in76 cm
XL24 in61 cm31 in79 cm
2XL26 in66 cm32 in81 cm
3XL28 in71 cm33 in84 cm
4XL30 in76 cm34 in86 cm
5XL32 in81 cm35 in89 cm
Unisex fit Soft ring-spun cotton Ribbed crew neck Printed to order

Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton with a modern unisex cut — true to size for most. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are the garment laid flat, so allow a little ease for how it sits.
£22.00 £29.99
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✓ Less than 1% of riders ever use our money-back guarantee — and if it’s not right, we’ll make it right.
Printed to order by our partners in the UK, USA & Australia — nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing goes to waste.
🚴 Fit, fabric & sizing

100% ringspun cotton — softer and smoother than regular cotton, true to size and pre-shrunk. Between sizes? Size up; it’ll feel better on the coffee stop. Wash inside out and the print outlasts your kit.

🚚 Shipping (printed fresh)

We print every order fresh — usually within 1 business day of you hitting “buy”. UK: 2–4 days. USA: 5–6 days. Australia: 5–15 days. Everywhere else: 5–15 days. Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

↩️ Returns are easy

30 days to return if it’s not right — drop us an email and we’ll arrange a refund or exchange. No hoops, no fuss.

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Ultra-soft, ride after ride

Ringspun cotton — softer and smoother than regular cotton, comfortable for long days out and about. Cycling is a return to what makes us human: freedom, fresh air, and the pure joy of movement. Every ride is a small rebellion.

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Service that gives a damn

Real people answer your emails, fast. Hassle-free returns and exchanges if the fit’s not right. Printed by trusted partners in the UK, USA and Australia, so your order ships from the location closest to you.

Frequently asked

Where are you based?

Velotees is a family-owned business in Weymouth, Dorset — on the south coast of England, a stone’s throw from the Jurassic Coast climbs. Print partners in the UK, USA and Australia get your order to you fast, wherever you ride.

Do you track my order?

Yes — we print every order fresh, usually within 1 business day, and you’ll get a tracking link the moment it ships. UK 2–4 days, USA 5–6, Australia and everywhere else 5–15.

Do you accept returns?

30 days, no interrogation. If the fit or the print isn’t right, email us and we’ll arrange a refund or exchange.

Do you ship internationally?

Wherever you ride — Brighton, Boulder or Brisbane — we ship worldwide with tracked delivery, from the print partner closest to you.